#delirious

revenge of the platypus

a needed 3-page vent after a thesaurus binge

Mar 26

Abolish Leap Year! (by 2035)

Guys, I think I solved it.

Feb 29 •

a new take on the superhero genre

Feb 28

tring doobayonkie foofa foofa

when I'm stumped I just resort to phonetic anarchy

Dec 27, 2023 •

1k twitter followers

some prose-poetry to celebrate a milestone

Oct 12, 2022 •

Wilbur Doyle and the Walking Distance Mysteries

Here's a short-story based on my whacky, real-life neighbor Wilbur Doyle. We often ignore the strange realities that are just next door.

Dec 8, 2021 •

Surreal News in January 2021

The year of 2021 got off to a strange start: Revolutions, conspiracies, financial absurdity, and another wave of COVID. Delirium afoot. Here’s a collage…

Jan 28, 2021 •

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